My name is Desiré Gribble, I'm 19 & ultra-deluxe gay. I hate grapes and artificial fruit flavours with a childish, fiery passion...

 

avengersonna:

Avengersonna giveaway!
Again I know it sucks. But why not
~rules
Must be following me
You can reblog as much as you want
No like pls
Give away ends August 17
Must get over 1500 reblogs
I ship anywhere
~the stuff
Avengers assemble T-shirt size medium
Loki key chain
Captain America backpack (super size zipper)
Ironman seatbelt belt
Marvel sweater
iPhone5 case
Spiderman 3
Captain America/hulk /Wolverine/ Spiderman shoot glasses
Captain America mug

thank you ! May the odds be ever in your favor

avengersonna:

Avengersonna giveaway!
Again I know it sucks. But why not
~rules
Must be following me
You can reblog as much as you want
No like pls
Give away ends August 17
Must get over 1500 reblogs
I ship anywhere
~the stuff
Avengers assemble T-shirt size medium
Loki key chain
Captain America backpack (super size zipper)
Ironman seatbelt belt
Marvel sweater
iPhone5 case
Spiderman 3
Captain America/hulk /Wolverine/ Spiderman shoot glasses
Captain America mug

thank you ! May the odds be ever in your favor

youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

jcatgrl:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.

tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public

(Source: saramortis)

avengersonna:

Avengersonna giveaway!
Again I know it sucks. But why not
~rules
Must be following me
You can reblog as much as you want
No like pls
Give away ends August 17
Must get over 1500 reblogs
I ship anywhere
~the stuff
Avengers assemble T-shirt size medium
Loki key chain
Captain America backpack (super size zipper)
Ironman seatbelt belt
Marvel sweater
iPhone5 case
Spiderman 3
Captain America/hulk /Wolverine/ Spiderman shoot glasses
Captain America mug

thank you ! May the odds be ever in your favor

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

Tumblr as a baby

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a rebellious teen

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awkward puberty stage

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young adult

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and now, as a mature adult

(Source: misha7collins)

precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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penandpage:

everybodyilovedies:

headcanon that Pietro legitimately isn’t sure when he’s talking too fast or normal speed so if someone says “what?” he just assumes that he was talking too fast and forces himself to slow the hell down and he’s not being condescending or sarcastic he just legitimately isn’t sure.

This is totally 100% likely, because look:

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So that is definitely something that happens. Weeeeeeeeeeee!

(Source: aguka99)


"It’s always funny. You walk by, ‘Hey Scarlett - oh, weird. You’re not Scarlett at all. Sorry.’ A lot of fake Scarletts around."
— Chris Evans

"It’s always funny. You walk by, ‘Hey Scarlett - oh, weird. You’re not Scarlett at all. Sorry.’ A lot of fake Scarletts around."

— Chris Evans

(Source: bucky-thevampireslayer)

sprigner:

zanetehaiden:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The man with metal blood.
Eric Virkeliglangtnavn of Norway is unique among the seven billion people on Earth: He likes Nickelback. No but seriously, he has fucking METAL BLOOD.
In normal blood, hemoglobin bonds with oxygen to carry it to cells. In Eric’s bloodstream however, hemoglobin is not present. Oxygen in his blood cells is instead carried by Gallium, which forms an identical bond. Scientists remain uncertain how Mr. Virkeliglangtnavn contracted the condition, but some theroize that his mother listened to Darkthrone while pregnant.

This is a picture of mercury flowing out of someone’s hand. Five seconds of Google people. Five fucking seconds.

The URL is literally facts I just made up did u even really have to google that

sprigner:

zanetehaiden:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The man with metal blood.

Eric Virkeliglangtnavn of Norway is unique among the seven billion people on Earth: He likes Nickelback. No but seriously, he has fucking METAL BLOOD.

In normal blood, hemoglobin bonds with oxygen to carry it to cells. In Eric’s bloodstream however, hemoglobin is not present. Oxygen in his blood cells is instead carried by Gallium, which forms an identical bond. Scientists remain uncertain how Mr. Virkeliglangtnavn contracted the condition, but some theroize that his mother listened to Darkthrone while pregnant.

This is a picture of mercury flowing out of someone’s hand. Five seconds of Google people. Five fucking seconds.

The URL is literally facts I just made up did u even really have to google that

redrubied:

paulamaf2013:

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….HAHAHAHAHAHA….

lol!

redrubied:

paulamaf2013:

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….HAHAHAHAHAHA….

lol!